Project Challenger

Home sweet home.

We had made it! After 4 grueling hours of couch carrying, our arms hurt like hell, and our minds were dull to the joy of it.

The hallway to Crispins place

The hallway to Crispins place


We were now hard, we decided to get into the drugs. This is our Trainspotting photo. Check out the relief on crispies face and the hard look on mine...

Scene from Trainspotting

Scene from Trainspotting


Yeah well OK. Thats me holding a chupa chup stick and I don't know what Crispin is doing. We're in the lift with the couch. Then we finally made it into Crispins apartment and since we had no breast baring that night (to our disappointment) we decided that this next photo was a must.

Nipple action

Nipple action


And that was it. Our mission was complete. The couch had had a most excellent night out on the town. It had seen bouncer and cops, sexy chicks and freaky people. It had been to the museum, to a blue light district and to Queens Wharf. It had done it all.

3am Sunday 24th Sept, Mission complete!

3am Sunday 24th Sept, Mission complete!


We went home riding the buzz that was pure excellence, that was success, and we slept... The next morning we were up by 12 and got together for a congratulatory lunch. We were mostly moving very slowly but the bacon and eggs helped a bit, yummm...

Breakfast the next day

Breakfast the next day


All I have left to say is cheers to all those who participated in our adventure. Thanks to the bouncers, the cops, security guards, you were all good sports. Cheers to the sexy chicks that helped out, to the not so sexy that were there and to the freaks that were also there. Note that we were sponsored in no way by anyone, Chupa Chups were given out cause they're cool and cheap (we gave away about 100 of them that night). We copped the cost of it all and it was way worth it coming in at just under $50 a head. Please hang out for next time cause there will be a next time and it WILL involve topless chicks, and guys if we get the support...

Cheers, y'all....

[Project Challenger Team]