The Book of Ashes
Legend in his own mind, creator of all you see here, he walks this Earth on the path of the becoming.
On Wednesday, 9, October 2002 Ashes wrote...
How to get over a chick in 5 easy steps 10:30AM
Today I wear the orange shirt. Summer is truly here again and the warmth is slowly seeping back in. I fear that a repeat of last years ""month of rain"" may inflict itself upon us unawares. I am prepared though.
How to get over a chick in 5 easy steps
1. Tidy yourself up: Get a haircut, shave for the first time this week. Shower and actually use shampoo and soap. Maybe dye your hair.
2. Join up at the gym: Get buff so all the chicks will love you. Maybe also get some sun to remove that pasty white skin.
3. Time for a new wardrobe: Buy a new shirt and/or trousers or shoes. Gotta look good to pull a new chick.
4. The night out: Arrange a night out with your S mates, that is single or seedy mates. Make sure that it is only guys, you have all sworn to get laid or so written off your face you can't find you way home so that your flatmate thinks you've scored. Make sure there is lots of alcohol available and/or drugs.
5. Execution: Go out and SCORE!
So anyway this #1 haircut of mine is good but a little cold some times. It helps though when at the gym as I can just wipe the sweat off my head through the hair! I am real keen to go gym again today, can't believe I went the day after going skiing but thats all good. Feel good today. Yesterday I went out and brought a new black top. Nice and simple but very tidy. It was on sale and I now only have to buy three items of clothing to catch up on my monthly quotas. So anyway my computer has been crashing recently and I have to take it into the shop to get repaired. It may be down for 5 days or so so I will be out of action till then (email wise at least). Hopefully they fix the problem. A computer rebooting while you're watching a DVD is a real pain in the butt. On a higher note though its a beaut day here today. I can't see a cloud in the sky and think a roller blade is in order. Also this weekend looks to be a big one. Tom, Steve, myself and maybe others are out for a BIG night. Rocking will be mandatory. This night looks to be a first for me trying something new. More about that later..