The Book of Ashes

Averils flatwarming... 1:27AM

Quick catch up. Don't remember what I did on Thursday or Friday. Friday night was a mess. It was our flatwarming for Averil (she now knows everyone) and everyone got mothered. I don't really remember from midnight onwards when Tom turned *cough* *cough* and we dressed him up in the old cowboy hat, head piece and brought out of retirement the glitter guitar top from Glassons. We know you loved it Tom, we just can't remember. I have photos, terrible photos of Crispy topless at the pub (he wanted to wear the glitter top, are we sure he's not gay?) and others. I will post them at some point.

Saturday was a write off. I had had a spew in there somewhere (again I don't remember). I managed to achieve a walk around 4pm which helped a little but I still lacked my vitality and my all important appetite. Crispy and Tammy called in at one stage but I was more intent on making sure my head didn't explode all over the room than paying any attention to what they were trying to say to me. BTW would someone please remind me why Leon brought that bottle of Vodka? Evil, evil stuff. Anyway it was a great party (Friday). I missed Tom's birthday dinner on Sat tho so sorry Tom and Happy Birthday dude, was thinking of you (when I was actually able to think). Sunday was recovery in the sun mostly and do nothing day.

You are now caught up. Let me tell you of how smooth your skin (on your face) could be. Check out your whitest patch of skin (your stomach or arse or what ever). This is the part of you that has had the least sun exposure, the least damage from the sun. If you had covered up all your life your skin would be this soft and smooth (and wrinkle free) and pale white! But you could tan it now and have less wrinkles or use fake tan. I leave you to ponder..