The Book of Crispy

Sucky commercial mis-education 8:58AM

What a disgusting thing television advertising is. Last night, there were ads discouraging us from eating fruit - eat starburst cancerous sugar lollies instead. There were ads discouraging us from drinking 8 glasses of water a day - drink water++++ instead, from sanitarium, the health food company (who, incidentally, often have higher sugar and additives in their products than other cheaper brands).

Crap! Crap! Crap!

I wish I could just make them all burn in hell.