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The Book of Psykx

Psykx

Master of Chaos, destroyer of order. Where Psykx roams, who knows what follows...

On Saturday, 21, July 2001 Psykx wrote...

bipolar3 1:32AM

After completing exhaustive research
it has been decided by the PBRC ( Post Ball Review Council ) that ""
Princess Fiona was the fairest of them all.


And a word for all the SMOKERS
out there.... People who are regular Social drinkers will find it harder
to give up drinking FOR EVER than we do quitting smoking, it will take
one of us to hold out for 2-3 months in my estimation to prove this.


ASK any ""drinker"" if
they could honestly say that they will be able to not drink for the rest
of their lives.... they cant do it.... unfortunately us smokers have the
initial physical addiction withdrawal to deal with first... The social
addiction is initially far stronger than those of the drinker but they
slowly decrease.... this is when the drinker begins to have troubles....
the effects of not being able to participate, in the same manne,r in Social
events that include alcohol leaves them somewhat out in the open, they
eventually become the PERMANENT sober driver and of course the only person
at the pub that doesnt appreciate your liquored up perspectives on the
world...


Eventually they drift of into society
looking for some sort of replacement, some thing to beleive in,... a tool
to bind them to a group, it may be the Salvation Army, the boy scouts
or perhaps as a result of their resentment for the DAMAGE
drinkers have on society (and
Smokers
.. just to be fair)...you join an anti drinking group petitioning
for drinking to be banned in bars (a long with smoking) so that you and
your new friends can go out on the town and sit soberly and sip your cokes
( isnt caffeine a drug too? ) and wonder why your arent having as much
fun as the drinkers seemed to?


PLEASE NOTE


SO that according
to 2 Government sources is Drinkers cost us up to $4 BILLION Dollars and
Smoker $205 Million ( never mind the tax we pay). SO IF you plan to have
a drink some time your a drinker, if your a drinker that doesnt smoke
then DO NOT EVER THINK THAT SMOKING IS WORSE AND SHOULD BE BANNED!

bipolar2 1:32AM

Ash Your Word
for the WEEK "note the spelling :p"


de·ci·sion (d-szhn)

n.

The passing of judgment on an issue under consideration.

The act of reaching a conclusion or making up one's mind.

A conclusion or judgment reached or pronounced; a verdict.

Firmness of character or action; determination.

Sports. A victory won on points in boxing when no knockout has occurred
or in wrestling when no fall has occurred.

Baseball. A win or loss accorded to a pitcher: has four wins in six decisions.



The Birthday night was good, Ash
passed out a 12:39 ish.... Tammy and Vikki rescued him from the "facilities",
We were all pretty wasted and the idea of carrying a Large Inebriated
Purple Prince through Courtenay Place at that time of the morning seemed
less than ideal.... so we made a strategic decision.... carry him back
to where his FAMILY were assembled and DO A RUNNER,... hehe Sorry Ash
but you agreed that it was a good idea at the time.... well to be more
accurate, you didnt dissagree hehe.

Bipolar 12:10PM


I have just
read Ashes Diary from his 25th Birthday.


I Think that he types too
much?, I may be wrong, in which case I type far too little :p... but not
today :D


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