The Book of Sifty

mother of god.. who is that freak.. 9:17AM

Okay Ash you're freak factor for potential flatties might be low.. but you already know enough freaks apparently!.
Goddam!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DON'T TAKE PHOTOS OF ME WHEN I'M MUNTED!!

Em that harem you're compiling better be made up entirely of super models and volley ball players - because your car is turning into a friggen mare!
So last night I get the stereo in and its all working cool. I go to start it.
Click. Click. Click. Not out of park is it?
No. Click. Maybe its .. oh a flat battery.
Click. Click. Gnnngh.
The red dog had mentioned something about it needing a jump start at his.
So an automatic car? Gnngh. Can't crash start it? Leon's not home so can't get to his jumper leads! But I have to park it on the side of the road? Gnngh. Can't leave it here half on the drive. Gnngh the neighbours car is in the way of the route we have to take to get it parked properly with out pushing it up our (very steep) hill. Gnngh. Gnngh.
Get our downstairs neighbour to move his car. Get Matt to give us a push. Park car. Wandering down the road to chill out and cool off. Spot some bogan boy racers getting stoned in their garage. They'll have jumper leads. Cool. Get matt and his car. Jump start. Great now its 10pm and I have to drive the car around aimlessly for half an hour to charge the battery up. Have to put gas in it. Have to leave it running at the gas station and get told off by garage attendant. Gnngh. Gnngh. GNNGH.

(okay I'm making that last one up ' found a garage that was pay at pump with eftpos.. attendant free.. but Gnngh anyway!!).

Only plus was I had a stereo to listen to while I was driving around !!