Well this was it. We were Crispinless and entering the alleged blue light district. None of us had been here before after dark. We were scared...
Today on the Damian show we will be discussing the effects of accessive couch exposure...
We watched the Late night Damian show for a while, laughing as members of the general public got up on the fountain behind and made fools of themselves. Of course Damian didn't have a license to be doing this show here at this time of the night and the security guards knew it...
Two Chubb security guards
We managed to bribe them with Chupa Chups and a photo on the couch so that this time they would overlook the broadcasting rights that we were impeaching upon. They told us to move on though. Then we saw it, the blue light district, and we were drawn in...
The blue light district
It was an expensive area and none of us could afford the price to sit on a couch there so we just stood around and looked at that comfy couch.
Empty couch
We noticed some people looking over the side of the bridge and to our amazement saw hundreds or even thousands of little fish, drawn to the blue light. It was cool. This was were all the action was. Then Damian came running back to us. Dudes, theres a penguin over here. We thought he was drunk and had mistaken a rock for a penguin cause how often do you see penguin around Wellington, I never had before. Well he wasn't that drunk. We found the penguin and took a photo and then felt a little stink as he looked like he was trying to sleep, on the concrete of all places.
Penguin dude
The penguin was choice, but we had to move on. We met up with Crispin again, were resupplied with beers and some grain waves to power us on. We met up with the two Chubb security guards again and were asked to move on. So we went to Queens Wharf.
Queens Wharf
It was all happening here. There were so many people and the action was so fast that we didn't see anything. We took some photos then another cop car drove up. Crispin dumped his beer behind a pole and we moved on.