The Book of Crispy
The Crispy One.
On Saturday, 2, July 2005 Crispy wrote...
'Comments are often forgotten 12:36AM
If I was to publish a newspaper, I could call it "The Morning Dump". Not only would I be another source of useful information for the knowledge hungry, but I would be subconsciously reminding people of the importance of proper bowel movements.
If I was to a publish a newspaper, I would call it "The Daily Struggle". It would assist the world with population reduction by encouraging people with suicidal tendencies to go top themselves.
Don't fret, I'm not going to publish a newspaper. I'm too lazy. hmm... "the apathetic chronicles..." :)
Tonight we farewell Cath, whose visa has run out. I will dress as a widow, with a black lace veil. I probably won't wear it to fabric though. I have a spare ticket if anyone wants it.