The Book of Sifty

null 10:55AM

So yes the life of slacker huh Crispy?

Flossing is all good. Your gums will hurt at first. But it's good for your teeth, you brush your teeth after all, and it the just cleaning scum off the bits you can't get to with your brush.

I've only really properly flossed since being in the States. Americans are obsessed with oral hygiene, and every bodies teeth were so, so white, shiny and in your face I felt like some old derelict with bad teeth. But I went to the dentist on Monday, for the first time since starting to really anally floss my teeth, and the first time in about 18 months, and only had one filling!

Crispy BTW that 'rubber tree' is actually a variegated fig tree I think? Cheers anyway. It's now in Leon's reception area.