The Book of Crispy

Chewed newspaper 8:33PM

Bring me my pipe. It's a rainy indoors day. Good think my shopping spree is over now. I've come away with:

• Crumpler shoulder bag
  
• cd's - fear factory, queensryche
  
• Lacoste toilet water smellies
  
• Mic pre-amp
  
• Panasonic 5 disc mini hifi that plays MP3 CD's (wicked!)
  
• Bed sheet
  
• Liquid latex
  
• Hair dye
  
• Fake diamonds
  

I think that's enough for now. I've got three more cd's on order from Amazon (Renaissance, Genesis, NIN).

Ar me hearties!